AMERICA'S HAUNTED HOLIDAYLAND

PINE DEEP – Here in America’s Haunted Holidayland --the town Time Magazine once called “the Most Haunted Town in America”-- things are really starting to get scary as everyone in town gets ready for the big tourist invasion.

Pine Deep’s industry is split between farming --corn, garlic, pumpkins, squash- and maintaining it’s reputation as the epicenter for spooky activity on the East Coast. With Halloween only a month away most of the stores in town have their windows done-up for the coming season with leering ghouls and cackling witches everywhere you look.

School busses are bringing hundreds of kids from as far away as Philadelphia and Camden to the farms each week to visit with the pumpkin growers. A huge parade and costume party is scheduled for Halloween night; and the Roxy Theater will launch its annual 113 Hours of Horror Movie Marathon five days before midnight on the 31st. This year’s guest of honor will be screenwriter Stephen Susco, who wrote the script for the popular fright flick The Grudge, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar and Bill Pullman.

“Pine Deep Authentic Candy Corn is going to be dropped in half the Trick-or-Treater’s bags from New York to Baltimore,” boasts Mayor Terry Wolfe, and his boast is not an idle one. “And we get orders for it from as far away as Sacramento!”

Mayor Wolfe, who jokes that he’s afraid of the dark, is the owner of one of the town’s most successful holiday attractions, the Pine Deep Haunted Hayride. “I just own the place...the real credit for its spooky reputation has to go to my designer, Malcolm Crow.”

And the credit is well-deserved, with rave reviews appearing in top monster magazines such as Fangoria, Rue Morgue, Scarlet Street and Sci-Fi Universe. “The Pine Deep Haunted Hayride is clearly the best in the business,” said Corrine James, a writer for Fangoria. “I’ve seen every shock and spook there is and nothing gets to me, but this hayride scared me silly.””

“I have a few new twists this year,” admits Crow, though he won’t divulge what they are. “You have to go and see for yourself...but let me give you a bit of advice: don’t go alone!”

“I’ve been there five times this year,” said local teen, Mike Sweeney. “Every time it’s a little different and just when I think that I know what’s going to happen, something really weird jumps out at me. It’s soooo cool!”

For more information and a complete schedule of all of the Halloween Events here in Pine Deep this season, call the tourist board at Spook Central at (215) 555-1895. Look for a coupon elsewhere in this issue for $5 off of admission to the Haunted Hayride.


The Haunted History of Pine Deep - Continued

The ‘worse’ in question certainly was something far more grim than any crop blight or even the virus. During that summer and fall seventeen people were brutally murdered in what authorities describe as the “most savage attacks in our history”.

“Even worse than what our people did to the Indians,” commented Job Hallowell, a tractor salesman whose family has lived in Pine Deep since Colonial times, referring to the mass slaughter of Lenni Lena'pe but settlers to the region.

The killings had happened in two bunches. In September of that year, near the end of the month, the first five people had died. At first it was the mutilated bodies of drifters that were found, itinerant migrant workers who labored on the small cattle farm of Ubel Griswold, who owned a spread tucked into the hills. The drifters were sought by their friends after they failed to show up for work, one each day. The bodies were in an indescribable condition. Wild dogs were blamed for the killings, but after vigilante groups had slaughtered nearly every dog in town, the killings continued.

Among the victims were Billy Crowe, brother of Malcolm Crow, owner of the Crow’s Nest Craft Shoppe and one of the most knowledgeable sources of local haunted lore. When asked about his brother’s death, Crow said, “It was a great personal tragedy for me. Not just because Billy was my brother...but because he was one of those people whose light just seemed to shine. When he was around everyone was having a good time. When he died...the whole town became a bit darker.”

Also slain were members of some of Pine Deep’s most prestigious families, including Stanley Guthrie, cousin of Henry Guthrie; the farmer Ubel Griswold; and Amanda “Mandy” Wolfe, the little sister of Pine Deep’s current Mayor, Terry Wolfe.

“I think about her every day,” said Mayor Wolfe, looking very sad when asked to comment. “It’s like I hear her voice...and sometimes I think I see her. She was such an innocent little thing...it’s hard to imagine what kind of monster would do that to her.”

Officially the murders were never solved and no one was ever brought to justice, however the police did have one suspect in the person of Oren Morse, an African American native of Mississippi who, it was rumored, was a draft dodger. Morse, a sometime Blues musician, did fieldwork on both the Griswold and Guthrie farms, and was supposedly “friendly” with Billy Crow and Mandy Wolfe and their friends.

Local rumors maintain that town fathers formed a vigilante group and hunted Morse down to make him pay for his crimes. Indeed Morse’s badly beaten body was found hanging from a scarecrow post on the Guthrie farm. Unfortunately the body was later removed and no one knows where or by whom it was buried.

Whether Morse was, in fact the killer --which seems most likely-- the murder spree ended with his death. Since then a local legend has cropped up in which Morse, now popularly known as the Bone Man, stalks the cornfields along Route A-32 looking for fresh victims.